protect this snail at all costs
I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief
Javert-level shit right there
I love the earthy colors in this outfit, but I didn’t really have anywhere to wear it so pictures will do.
Also the manager of the local sushi place was so impressed with my shitty japanese that he gave me his number, that made my day lol.
This puffer in’t being inquisitive, this puffer is hunting!
Pufferfish eat snails, so they are just adorably figuring out the best way to eat their dinner. \uwu/
aquasplendens I know you’re super into fish and i saw this on my dash. Thought you might be interested!
Oh thanks! I’ve seen it pop up a few times already :) very cute!
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life
UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!
That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.